Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Cicada 3301: Do Space Aliens Zombies Want to Eat Your Brain?



Why does some entity want you to solve an arcane puzzle and prove your brilliance?  Why to demonstrate that your brain is "done", fully cooked and just right for eating.  So you may solve the Cicada 3301 and simultaneously donate your brain to science!!!!


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The Only Reason They Won't Eat Your Brain Is Because They Can't

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Monday, April 13, 2015

Will Hillary Clinton Get the Walking Dead Zombie Vote in 2016?

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The dead always vote straight democrat ticket.  If the walking dead can be persuaded to cast a ballot in 2016 I am sure they are A-OK with Hillary, Hillary all the way.

Zombies for Hillary!!!

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Headless Zombie Space Aliens Stole our Brains?

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Some guy asked:  Why we keep losing wars.

My answers are here:


Headless zombie space aliens stole our brains.

For some damn reason we are fighting for other people's oil in the middle east. We don't need to be there. We know it. So we don't fight to win. You can't win there anyway. They enjoy killing each other.


We need to establish the Pork Protectorate in the People's Republic of Bacon here in the United States of America. That way, the radicals won't come here, we won't go there and everybody's happy!




Because you have been such lovely contestants, Middle East, we will  send you all our foreign criminals, illegal aliens and undocumented democrats.


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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Shopping For Zombies At The Shopping Maul


Who knew, you can shop for zombies.  Just like you get some murder and brisket at a dinner theater, apparently there are abandoned shopping malls that allow you have a zombie hunting experience.   Apparently "weapons" are provided and you get to see dead people!!!!


Zombie Shopping Mall


Don't Hunt Zombies Naked



Zombies Demand Bacon Flavored Brainz T-Shirt


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