Thursday, March 5, 2015

Once We Learn How to Eat Zombies, All Our Problems Are Solved


The real trick is to avoid being zombified whilst eating crunchy zombies and to avoid zombification whilst eating squishy zombies.

Trolling, Trolling, Trolling
Keep those Zombies rolling,  can't hide!

And so it turned out in this alternate, dystopian universe that the plague that made half of mankind want to eat the brains of the the other half--You know the Zombie Apocalypse--either killed or infected most plant and animal life.


Folks, especially landlocked folks in the middle west were starving.  And the zombie hordes kept coming.  They got down to their last can of beans and began eyeing each other like a hungry man eyes a ham sandwich when some genius says:  It's too bad we can't eat the zombies.....

Have Zombies, Will Travel. Edible Walking Dead Zombies.

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Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt



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National Zombie Day Take A Zombie To Lunch T-Shirt





Zombies Demand Bacon Flavored Brainz T-Shirt








Eat Zombies Before They Eat You T-Shirt


Lightly Used Zombies For Sale T-Shirt



I Eat Zombies For Dinner Value T-Shirt


I Luv Brainz For Dessert T-Shirt


I Heart Zombies T-Shirt














I Eat Zombies For Dinner T-Shirt 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tank T-Shirt Hold My Beer 
Texas State Motto:  Hold My Beer:  I Got This T-shirt 
Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop 
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Texas Must End T-Shirt II
 
 
 
Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt
 
 
 
 
 
Black Rainbow Tease T-Shirt 
 
 
 
 
Black And White Rainbow T-Shirt
 
 
 
California Water:  Better Drunk Than Wasted III T-Shirt
 
 
 
 
California Water Better Drunk Than Wasted II T-Shirt
 
 
 
Steam Punk Have Zombies Will Travel T-Shirt
 
 
 
 
Rainbow CorkScrew Women's T-Shirt
 
 
 
Better Drunk Than Wasted vs Digital Daylight T-Shirt
 
 
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