Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Zombie Obama Banned
Apparently zombie targets that look like an undead Barry Soetoro have been banned by the NRA. And thus ends the Zombie for President campaign.
In other news, a internationally know magazine has been accused of making Kate Middleton look like a zombie.
Apparently a prequel to the original Romero zombie flick is in the works. Rumor has it that your brains will be safe in this one.
Zombie instructors exist! It is true that there are governments, universities and institutions that have on their staffs individuals expert in care and feeding of viral infections that can lead to the Zombie Apocalypse. There is no truth to the rumor that the government plans to cause the Zombie Apocalypse just because they can.